Culture Wars: Hillary Clinton, Benghazi, and Political Jokes

Culture Wars:

Hillary Clinton, Benghazi, and Political Jokes

key“The American left, liberalism, the Democrat Party. That, to me, is the enemy, not Donald Trump, not Ted Cruz, not John Kasich, not Ben Carson. Liberalism is tearing the country apart. That’s my enemy, folks. That’s who I oppose. I realize people are mad at me thinking that I’ve been letting conservative principles waft by the wayside.  No freaking way.  But it’s also not a suicide pact.” –Rush

 

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Cartoon by A.F. Branco at Legal Insurrection

 

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar.  Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, “The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.”

 

Hillary: “You mean my lying about Benghazi?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

 

Hillary: “You mean the massive voter fraud?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

 

Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

 

Hillary: “Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my activities?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

 

Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

 

Hillary: “Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign countries?

Trump: “No, the other one.”

 

Hillary: “You mean the drones being operated in our own country without the benefit of the law?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

 

Hillary: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

 

Hillary: “You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

 

Hillary: “Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity deals?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

 

Hillary: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

 

Hillary: “Turning Libya into chaos?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

 

Hillary: “Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

 

Hillary: “Turning our backs on Israel?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

 

Hillary: “The joke Iran Nuke deal? “

Trump: “No, the other one.”

 

Hillary: “Leaving Iraq in chaos?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

 

Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

 

Hillary: “You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance executives?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

 

Hillary: “Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

 

Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens’ ?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

 

Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

 

Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

 

Hillary: “Threats to all of Bill’s former mistresses to keep them quiet”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

 

Hillary: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I’ve got it!  When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?”

Trump: “THAT’S IT!  I almost forgot about that one.”

 

KKK Leader Endorses This Democrat For President, Media Is Silent

 

media-liesWill Quigg, the Grand Dragon of the Loyal White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan announced his pick for President. Sorry, liberals, it was not Donald Trump. It was none other than the Democratic queen and darling Hillary Clinton. As is typical of the hypocritical media, they simply ignored Quigg’s remarks and unlike the David Duke – Donald Trump controversy, not a single member of the mainstream media screamed Mrs. Clinton must disavow.

Jeffrey Lord at CNN

If we’re gonna have a conversation about race, then we should turn it back on the Democrat Party.  You know, they still haven’t apologized for slavery after 151 years.  I think that’s pretty basic.  Why don’t we ask them that?  Where is Debbie Wasserman Schultz?  Where’s President Obama?  Hello? The Ku Klux Klan is a function of the left.  It was the military arm of the Democratic Party.

Hello.  I mean, Donald Trump’s daughter and son-in-law are Jewish.  David Duke is an anti-Semite, for heaven’s sakes.  I mean, this is ridiculous.

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